Hey, everyone! Just like all of you out there, I’m super stoked for Pro Tour Origins that’ll be kicking off this weekend. I plan to play MTGO all day as I watch the pros battle it out on Magic’s largest stage. But I can’t forget to eat, right? Right! So I thought I’d share with you my perfect Pro Tour pizza rolls recipe which has been handed down in my family for generations.
Just fucking pour the entire bag of Pizza Rolls onto a goddamn baking sheet, cook them for like 15 minutes and eat them.